No, you can't pet him. I won't tell you my lifestory. I think. Now, I decided to only tell you this: I have some NSFW stuff here. I support gay action and I'm a fangirl. I (re)blog about a lot of stuff. Stuff not everyone likes. If you have a problem with that, you should get off. Now.
If everything is fine and dandy: Please enjoy! You were warned.